I love our language. Not only have the blindingly obvious statements captured my attention but my overactive mind can make the most mundane things become a source of amusement (to me at any rate).

As a child I had no idea that plant could also mean heavy work vehicles so, yes some of you can see what’s coming, I always imagined some shrubbery legging it across the road whenever I saw the following:

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